Name: The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
Address: 23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, Dorset, BH5 1EB
Price range: US$116+
Rating: 8.2

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About the Hotel

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB

Close to Boscombe Pier

Perfect

9.2

/10

Loved by The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure guests

Comfy beds

Friendly staff

Delicious food

Spacious rooms

Great atmosphere

"Room funky, spotless, comfortable, nice products, attention to detail good."

Anonymous from United Kingdom

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"Stylish design, comfortable beds, quality fixtures and equipment (eg room speakers)."

Jane from United Kingdom

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"The quirkiness of the decor, high quality finish, cleanliness and staff were very friendly & helpful."

Valeska from United Kingdom

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3-star boutique hotel with Deus Ex Machina lifestyle and sauna, happy hour, themed dinner nights

Accommodations

The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers 8 individually decorated rooms with private bathrooms and air conditioning. Each room includes a TV, shower, and free toiletries. Family rooms are available, with free WiFi throughout the hotel.

Dining and Bar

The on-site restaurant serves lunch and dinner with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options. A coffee house on site offers specialty coffee from Bad Hand Roastery. Guests can enjoy happy hour drinks and themed dinner nights at the bar.

Wellness and Leisure

The hotel provides a sauna, steam room, and spa lounge/relaxation area for guest use. An outdoor fireplace and shared lounge/TV area are available for socializing. Free on-site private parking is included, with CCTV and security alarms for safety.

Location

The Lodge is 700 meters from Boscombe Beach and a 7-minute walk from Boscombe Pier. Bournemouth Airport is 9 km away, with Shelley Theatre and O2 Academy Bournemouth nearby. The hotel is set in a residential area, close to shops and restaurants.

Pet and Family Policies

Pets are allowed at The Lodge, with dog beds and bowls provided on request. Family rooms accommodate children, and the restaurant offers a very good breakfast with options for dietary needs. The hotel is non-smoking throughout, with invoice provided.

Highlights

Location: 700m from Boscombe Beach, 9km from airport

Rooms: 8 individually decorated rooms with air conditioning

Dining: Coffee house, happy hour, themed dinner nights

Wellness: Sauna, steam room, spa lounge

Pet-friendly: Dogs allowed with beds and bowls

Parking: Free on-site private parking

Must-do experiences

Stroll through the enchanting Lower Gardens for stunning landscapes.
Taste the famous Dorset crab at the Urban Reef seafood restaurant.
Visit the timeless Russell-Cotes Art Gallery for cultural delight.
Discover the hidden jewel at Boscombe Chine Gardens for relaxation.
Explore the lively Bournemouth Market for local delicacies and crafts.

Location: Perfect

9.2/10Review score

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Highlights from guests

DiningDelicious Breakfasts

The high-quality breakfast options are amazing. Fresh and delicious, it was a fantastic start to each day of my stay.

Alice from England

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BathroomLush Indulgence

The bathroom was great! I really loved the Lush products provided. The overall decor was also very nice.

Carlos from Spain

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Media & EntertainmentIn-room Entertainment

The large TV in the room included Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Apple TV. This was a great touch!

Mei from China

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BedroomComfort Defined

The bedroom was spacious and included a large, comfortable bed. The room decor was fun and stylish.

Jean from France

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Choose from standard rooms, family suites, or deluxe options — with breakfast and flexible rates

Deluxe Queen Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 Queen-size bed
Heating
Shower
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Large Double or Twin Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed / 2 Single beds
Air conditioning
Heating
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Superior Queen Room
2 persons
255 m²
1 Queen-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Hotel facilities and services

Each hotel provides modern amenities for a relaxing and pleasant stay

Facilities: Perfect

9.3/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
Security
Coffee shop
Fireplace
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access

Services

Welcome drink
Happy hour

Dining

Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner

Spa & Leisure

Beach access

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating

Bathroom

Free toiletries

Media

Flat-screen TV

Dining Onsite

Delight in a variety of onsite dining experiences that cater to diverse tastes and dietary preferences at Deus Ex Machina Hotel. From family-friendly meals to romantic dinners, guests can savor authentic flavors in inviting settings throughout the day.

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Restaurant #1

Vegetarian and Vegan dishes

Ambiance

A welcoming atmosphere suitable for families, couples, and those seeking a modern dining experience.

Key Offerings

An à la carte breakfast featuring an array of vegetarian and vegan options, as well as gluten-free and dairy-free delights. Perfect for starting the day with wholesome choices in a relaxed setting.

Reservation

Reservations are recommended.

Open daily for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure Location

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB

Map view

City landmarks

Gallery

Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum

2.22 km

Beach

Bournemouth Beach

2.63 km

Harbour

Bournemouth Pier

2.6 km

Landmark

Shelley Park

1.07 km

Shopping Area

Boscombe High Street

1.41 km

Church

St Peter's Church

2.48 km

Parking area

Bournemouth International Centre

2.75 km

Theatre

Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre

2.49 km

Landmark

Manor steps Zig Zag

830 m

Garden

Lower Gardens

2.68 km

Landmark

Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth

1.23 km

Gallery

Westover Gallery

2.53 km

Casino

Grosvenor Casino Bournemouth

2.4 km

Square

The Square

2.76 km

Landmark

Vitality Stadium

2.38 km

Landmark

Dynamica Pilates

1.71 km

Beach

Fisherman's Walk Beach

2.1 km

Landmark

Red Arrows Memorial

1.99 km

Landmark

The MacGuffin Project

1.96 km

Park

Bournemouth Parks

2.68 km

Landmark

The Polar Bear on the Isle of Wight

2.26 km

Amusement Park

Seafield Gardens

2.83 km

Park

Meyrick Park

3.12 km

Nearby

Harbour

Boscombe Pier

280 m

Christchurch Road

Boscombe Chine Gardens

360 m

Beach

Boscombe Beach

250 m

Museum

Science Zone UK

490 m

Park

The Coastal Activity Park

240 m

Boscombe Cliff Rd

Boscombe Cliff Gardens

550 m

Restaurants

Chicken & Blues

960 m

563 Christchurch Road

Marco's Deli

900 m

13 Sea Road Boscombe High Street

The Garden Cafe

1.04 km

Sovereign Centre 600 Christchurch Road Unit M

Paella Express

1.05 km

555 Christchurch Road

Jammin Jerk Hut

980 m

579 Christchurch Road

Mcdonald's Restaurants

1.05 km

554-556 Christchurch Road

KFC - Kentucky Friend Chicken

950 m

577 Christchurch Road Boscombe

Charcoal Grill 2

300 m

575 Christchurch Road

The Green Tara

320 m

583 Christchurch Road

Explore Bournemouth

Local Highlights

Bournemouth Beach

30 minutes' walk

Famous sandy beach known for its vibrant promenade and stunning coastal views, ideal for sunbathing and beach sports.

Boscombe Pier

4 minutes' walk

Family-friendly pier offering funfair rides, beachside cafés, and picturesque sea views, perfect for leisurely strolls.

Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum

25 minutes' walk

Victorian-era museum showcasing fine art and historical artifacts, set in an ornate seaside villa with guided tours available.

The Coastal Activity Park

3 minutes' walk

Outdoor park offering activities like stand-up paddleboarding and kayaking, great for adventure enthusiasts of all ages.

Boscombe Chine Gardens

5 minutes' walk

Serene gardens featuring lovely pathways, ponds, and areas for relaxation, perfect for a peaceful afternoon stroll.

Chicken & Blues

12 minutes' walk

Casual eatery serving flavorful chicken dishes with a Southern twist; known for its vibrant atmosphere and outdoor seating.

Marco's Deli

11 minutes' walk

Charming deli offering fresh sandwiches and salads made with locally sourced ingredients, popular for takeout.

Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre

30 minutes' walk

Iconic venue featuring a variety of performances from musicals to comedy shows; ideal for an entertaining night out.

Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth

15 minutes' walk

Exciting escape room experiences suited for families and friends, providing fun challenges that stimulate teamwork.

Getting around the city

City Centre
Bournemouth 33 min · 2.7 km
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min · 9.5 km
Southampton (SOU) 80 min · 52.8 km
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Bus
Bus stop 6 min · 500 m

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-21:00

Check-out

from 08:00-10:00

Internet

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Pets

Pets are allowed on request.

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Former name

deus ex machina hotel

Guest ratings and detailed reviews

Feedback about The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure from previous guests about their experience.

Review summary

Based on recent reviews

Guests consistently praise the Deus Ex Machina Hotel's cool decor and spacious rooms, particularly highlighting the super comfortable beds and great towels. Its convenient location near the beach and Boscombe Pier is a definite plus for many, and the on-site bar and restaurant add to the experience. Some guests have noted that advertised events didn't always take place and breakfast options beyond egg on toast incur an extra charge. However, the overall experience is overwhelmingly positive, making it a memorable stay.

Review score

Based on 4 verified reviews

8.2 /10

Great

100%

Recommend

Staff

9.7/10

Cleanliness

9.6/10

Free Wi-Fi

8.5/10

Breakfast

8.8/10

Pros

Welcoming staff

Comfortable bed

Delicious breakfast

Cons

Noisy location

Elizabeth from United Kingdom

Couple

Deluxe Queen Room

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: February 15, 2026

7/10

Acceptable stay

The room had good size. Staff were pretty good. We will return!!! The location was good for O2 Academy.

Events did not happen.

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John from United States

Couple

Superior King Room

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: December 24, 2025

9.3/10

Fantastic Room and Excellent Food

helpful staff presented room delicious steak

I appreciated the friendly and helpful staff I met. The room was well presented with a high standard of decoration. The meal I had included steaks cooked exactly to my liking. The waitress service was first class. All the staff enjoy their work! The commitment makes for a fantastic stay.

I didn't realize I could get a discount in the shop. No one told me.

Service

10/10

Staff members are very well-trained and accommodating to all guests. They looked after us well in the bar. Regular customers visit often. They provide a very friendly atmosphere.

Location

9/10

The hotel is a short walk to the pier. It is also near the town centre. Boscombe beach is a five minute walk away. There are shops just around the corner.

Facilities

9/10

Coffee and water are available. The bar has nice music. The hotel offers excellent food. The rooms are spacious. Breakfast is included for all guests.

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Emerson from United States

Couple

Deluxe Queen Room

3 nights in August 2026

Reviewed: September 01, 2025

7/10

cool decor perfect air conditioning easy access regular bed coffee location tea location

the room had a cool decor and a speaker. this made it much better than a standard hotel room. air conditioning was perfect for the hot weather and the beach was close. a drink area in the hallway was a nice touch. easy access was great throughout the day and night.

i thought i booked a room with a king size bed online. it was a king size room but it had a regular bed. the receptionist changed my room to one with a bigger bed. tea and coffee were in the corridor, not in the room.

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zoe from united kingdom

Couple

Superior King Room

4 nights in June 2026

Reviewed: July 21, 2025

9.5/10

a dreamy stay

friendly staff relaxing atmosphere delicious food lovely decor

The staff was friendly. the hotel provides a relaxing atmosphere (it was like home). i enjoyed three meals at the restaurant. The food was simple and delicious. i was happy about the room's lovely decor.

the tea and coffee facilities are located in the corridor and not inside the room.

Rooms

10/10

The room offered great lighting and a marshall speaker. the bed was comfy. I had a restful sleep. beautiful, well-cared-for plants were inside, which i liked a lot.

Location

9/10

the hotel is a short walk to both the beach and the town. this made it easy to explore and enjoy local attractions. the proximity to the 02 venue was especially convenient for attending a gig.

Dining

9/10

breakfast included fresh and delicious options. i liked the quality coffee served each morning. the pub has a cozy atmosphere from morning until evening, which i enjoyed.

Service

10/10

The staff was universally helpful and engaging. nothing seemed too much trouble for them. They provided great care. check-in was smooth and hassle-free upon my arrival.

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